margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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