So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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