you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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