We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think your dad took our porno
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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