Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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