suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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