I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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