I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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