What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
then he tried to convert me to islam
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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