And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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