I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
All the doctor said was why
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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