i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
