walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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