new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize