let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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