Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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