belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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