Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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