i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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