I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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