Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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