you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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