Acid is not a monday night drug
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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