i always forget guys have bellybuttons
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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