But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I believe in your delicious
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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