Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You took a bar mat shot.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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