Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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