She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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