dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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