they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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