so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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