We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
ttyl tear gas
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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