Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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