i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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