I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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