But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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