I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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