dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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