singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
And then my night got REAL pukey
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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