He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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