I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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