You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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