just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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