He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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