That's intense
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They have beer where we have blood.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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