using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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