At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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