is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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