You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
did you just send me my own nude
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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