We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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