i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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