remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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