She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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