two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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