it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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