I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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